A Bearded Bro
Walks Into a Bar...
Walks Into a Bar...
This person has the ability to guess the next song on a shuffled playlist with 98% accuracy.
Erin Degeer
In the show "The Office," who wins the fun run race?
Toby
This person drank their own urine when they were a kid because they wanted to what it tasted like.
This dude was prom king in high school.
Brett Land
This person once sold $2,000 for 12 cookies.
Rachel Ray
This person was the lead singer of a cover band called S.H.E.D. (Super Happy Evangelistic Dudes).
Donovan Golden
What is the name of Angela’s cat that was in the fire drill scene during the ‘Stress Relief’ episode?
Bandit
This person once peed their pants during a dodgeball game so they could stay in the game and win.
Dashon Moore
This person won their HS lacrosse division championship.
Victoria Staniford
This person used to have a huge mullet and a nose ring when they were in a hardcore band.
Hunter Sprague
Finish these lyrics "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me..."
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Who are the two people who have been on staff at The Austin Stone the longest and how many years have they been on staff?
Matthew Moore & Aaron Ivey for 13 years
This person was kicked out in front of the whole class for trying to be in a panoramic picture twice. They made a gesture to the whole group for a laugh, turned to run away, and ran right into a parked car.
Trey Glaspie
In College, this person went from being on academic probation to making the Dean's List.
Ruben Gonzalez
This person's family owned a dance studio growing up.
Jesse Witt
This person knows all the words to "Just Lose It" by Eminem.
Lauren King
What is the exact date of The Austin Stone's Anniversary?
December 2, 2002
This person went through a smelly phase in early puberty where they were gassy constantly.
Davina Adcock
This person attempted to walk onto the UT football team their sophomore year of College.
Dietrich Schmidt
If "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" is on, this person is DEFINITELY watching.
Colton Holmes
Karaoke is happening at your local bar. Who is up on the stage singing "Fix You" by Coldplay?
James Maturi
Name all of the Central Elders at The Austin Stone.
1. Dr. Kevin Peck
2. Ross Lester
3. Dr. Todd Engstrom
4. James Paquette
5. Donovan Golden
6. Aaron Ivey
7. Halim Suh
8. Dave Barrett
9. Tyler David
10. Matt Blackwell
11. Will Bostian
This person asked for a “virgin” shirley temple at the bar because they thought Shirley temples normally had alcohol in them.
Laney Sprague
You can't judge a book by its cover. This person was their mascot in college.
Aaron Ivey
Of all of the people who filled out the survey, these 2 people are CAT PEOPLE.
Graham Preston and Stephen Mancha