Context
Cade: Are you speaking from experience?
“What? Teen pregnancy or rats?”
Who is Bristol?
"I am God."
Who is Ms. Lee?
"I ship Jesus and his Dad."
Who is Emily?
“My mommy decided she was going to be unique, and give me ✨Trauma✨.”
Who is Erin?
“If you even say ‘te gusta’ at my funeral, I will literally rise from the dead, chase you, AND STUFF YOU IN MY COFFIN”
Nadiya to...
Emma.
Nadiya: Are you petting the table??
“He’s been a good boi.”
Who is Cade?
“Sigma, sigma on the wall, who's the alpha of them all?”
Who is Mr. Rundle?
“You’re gonna get jumped by me and my multiple personalities. You’re gonna get jumped by me and Jessica. It’s just that Jessica lives inside me.”
Who is Bristol?
"I did not grow up in an abusive household for nothing."
Who is Ash?
“You’d look good with a Lesbian Bald Haircut.”
Roxy to...
Leah.
Erin: I’m taking away his choice.
“To what? An abortion?”
Who is Emily?
"Age is just a number."
Who is Mr. Drabczyk?
“I’m too cool to be a man.”
Who is Ash?
“If my feet can get me money, trust I’d be using my feet.”
Who is Roxy?
“You got blood going back to the MAYFLOWER. You got BOILED CHICKEN coursing through your veins…Your ancestors probably discovered mayonnaise and said ‘Careful, it’s spicy’”
Bristol to...
Cade.
Cade: You have a heart?
“It’s a ✨lego✨!”
Who is Nadiya?
"My sister and I are so different, I'm wondering if there was a milkman involved."
Who is Mrs. Wurtz?
“That reminds me of the human arteries I stashed away in my pantry.”
Who is Nadiya?
“My dog ate Oedipus."
Who is Leah?
“You’d be a very sexy homeless man.”
Erin to...
Nadiya.
Nadiya: I'm not an object.
"You're a woman."
Who is Erin?
"I was having a stroke thinking about your feet."
Who is Ms. Lee?
“I got bored, so I decided to rewrite the bible.”
Who is Cade?
“I like to get on my knees and pretend to be a bus.”
Who is Emma?
“Were you dropped as a baby?”
Mark Keefer to...
Ash.