New Hire Fun Facts
How many Yang's are there in Dave's Org
Ethan thought he was ______ with his Gen Z slang, but the team _______ his misuse and revoked his Gen Z card. Now he’s officially _______, frfr.
Ethan thought he ate with his Gen Z slang, but the team clocked the misuse. His Gen Z card has officially been revoked—he’s unc now, frfr
Giorgio cooks this specific dish every week
Pizza
What was the main 3 primary proteins and the primary carb served lunch yesterday
Chicken, turkey, tofu, potatoes
How many people attended the onsite in person?
32
The only 2026 new hires with kids
what does: "the math is mathing" mean
this four word verdict means that the explanation is logical, convincing, and internally consistent
How many managers here started in 2019?
1 (Dave)
What were the 5 non-pizza dishes served at Dinner yesterday
Pasta, Salad, Fruit Tray, Chicken Wings, Calamari
What was our drinks budget at Dinner? (Closest number to the hundred)
$800
4/7 new hires this year came from these 2 companies
Capital One, Amazon
You walk into the onsite looking absolutely flawless. Your coworker walks in, looks better than you, and somehow makes you question your entire existence. What just happened?
you got mogged
Combined tenure of all the core Credit managers (Dustin, David, Pallavi)
4 + 6 + 6 = 16
(front right one)
How many pitchers of beer were ordered at Second City last night?
7
The start month(s) of all of our new hires
Yang - Jan
Ankita - May
Carl - June
Linus - July
Arsh - August
Jack - October
what does: 💅 mean?
sass, confidence, being unbothered, serving attitude.
ex:
Inbox zero, all tickets resolved, and the weekly report is sent. Enjoy the weekend, team 💅
Dustin does this to his hair every ~3 months
Perm
How far away were we from hitting the drinks minimum at Dinner yesterday? (Closest answer wins)
$200
How many times did we clap for Dave on Day 1
2
These 6 people were the spin ups our new hires
Ethan, Shruthi, Meagan, Sarp, Jonathan, Sean
Translate: Bro thought he ate, but the fit was giving NPC energy, the rizz was in the negatives, and the aura loss was so tragic when he got fanum taxed mid-crashout. Actually, it’s giving Ohio final boss.
He thought he looked amazing, but his outfit was boring, his flirting was terrible, and he lost all his cool points when someone stole his food during his public meltdown. Honestly, he looked ridiculous.
Prateek was the former manager/analyst of this person at his previous company
Coady
How many shots were ordered and taken at Dinner?
20
What time did Dave walk into the room yesterday morning?
9:18 am