Office
High Street and Homer
What are the two intersecting streets outside the office?
A two-word phrase most commonly used by Arman to describe something positively
What is Litty Litty?
Obsessed with chicken. More specifically, fried chicken.
Who is Tianlin Shi?
The original name of the company
What is Grey Parrot?
This is the only U.S. state flag to feature the Union Jack.
What is Hawaii?
Redwood City
Where was Cresta's previous office located?
Another way of saying “scammed”
What is "Scamaz"?
Had his right window smashed in the Whole Foods parking lot. Got it fixed, and then had the left window obliterated shortly after.
Who is S Zayd Enam?
The most dangerous parking lot on the planet
What is Whole Foods?
In a 1999 poll conducted by the British journal Physics World, this person is the only American in the list of the ten greatest physicists of all time.
Who is Richard Feynman?
Luna
What is the name of the dog that comes into our office UNINVITED?
A phrase used when a co-worker is undergoing undue code-induced psychological trauma
What does "Get Wrecked" mean?
Was a professional (lmao fake news i wrecked him easy peasy 1v1) counter-strike player
Who is Navjot?
Cresta's former mascot
Who is Charlie?
The baryon asymmetry problem in physics deals with the anomaly of why the universe has any matter at all and why it is not filled with photons only. This is because the Big Bang should have produced equal amounts of this.
What is Matter and Antimatter?
5000 degrees
How hot is it in the attic on average?
A phrase used by perpetrators of obvious thievery immediately after their crime
What is "Yoink"?
This employee accidentally went to Milli Vanilly's concert in his youth. His original intention was to see Young MC.
Paul Erickson
May 2018
When was Cresta formally incorporated?
The point at which no more solute can be dissolved.
What is saturation point?
Mary
Who cleans the office?
A famous utterance by Andy Bectolshiem when refusing to shake Bita’s hand OMEGALUL
Who said "I have health problems"?
This employee cannot bike, or drive.
Who is Fei?
The purchase of this kind of water psychologically crippled the entire company within seconds of drinking it and caused a literal riot
What is VOSS water?
To marry Elizabeth, Prince Philip had to renounce claims to this southern European country's crown.
Greece?