misdemeanors
driving in my car, right after a beer, DUI, how about you die..
what is drunk driving
think about this. You're running late. you want to get to work, so you go 60 miles an hour in a 45 zone.
what is speeding
This involves hotwiring a car and driving off. (hint hint, it ISNT YOUR CAR.)
what is carjacking.
This happens after breaking and entering.
*hint hint, it involves a black mask at night with a sack!*
This crime involves taking a life and can give you the death sentance. what crime is it?
what is Murder.
you see a red octagon fly past your car with a blur. wonder what that was.
think of impostors in among us. or maybe Russians in the US. ringing a bell? no? fine. skinwalkers.
what is Identity theft
This crime happens when you get quite mad at someone. and you just so happen to have a baseball bat sitting next to you. Also, happens when you're drunk a lot.
what is 2nd degree assault
This felony can land you 50,000 dollar fines and years in prison. It involves fire. What is it?
what is Arson
your boss calls you while driving and you answer.
it's called speeding
This is something that happens in my basement!!!
also it involves children.
This crime involves demonstrating the birds and the bees forcefully. what crime is it?
what is Rape
it's called being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
what is parking violation
Did you know that we have ALL committed this crime? several times? actually, make it several hundred. hint hint, it's what I do to children in my basement.
what is 3rd degree rape
This involves the hoo hah your school posters told you not to worry about.
what is possession of a controlled substance
This crime involves a certain color of van. what is it?
what is Kidnapping.
so this is like reckless driving kinda
so this is what happens AFTER you steal something. I'm not going to elaborate.
what is possession of stolen property
politicians are very guilty of this.
That's all I'll say.
What is fraud
Maksim has committed this crime.
Also, Russia is very guilty of doing this during WW2.