I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old what am I?
A candle.
There are 2 ducks in front of a duck,2 ducks behind the a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there.
3, 2 ducks are in front of the last duck; the first duck has 2 ducks behind one is between the other two.
A man who lives in a 30-story building decides to jump out of his window. He survives the fall with no injuries. How did that happen?
He may live in a 30-story building, but he jumped out a first-floor window.
1 a cat can jump, 6 times its body length
2-humans have five lungs
3 bananas are berries
2
Skipped studying for a test
Got a low grade had to also retake it.
You see a boat filled with people, but there isn’t a single person on board how is that possible?
All the people are married
The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday. The “day before tomorrow” is today; “the day before two days after” is really one day after. So if “one day after today is Saturday,” then it must be Friday
After a night of partying with her friends, a woman arrives home and finds that she cannot enter the house. She’s sure that she’s at the right home, but she can’t get inside. Why not?
Her friends took away her keys because she’d had too much to drink. They called her a cab to get home and kept her keys, which meant she didn’t have her house key.
1-Sharks can live up to 500 years
2-Lightning never strikes the same place twice
3-octopuses have 3 hearts
2
It rained all night
Roads were flooded in the morning
What comes once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
Jack is looking at Anne. Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, George is not, and we don’t know if Anne is married. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
Answer: Yes. If Anne is married, then she is married and looking at George, who is unmarried. If Anne is unmarried, then Jack, who is married, is looking at her. Either way, the statement is correct.
Joe was born in 1955 and died in 1980 at the age of 75. How can this be?
He was born in hospital room 1955 and died in hospital room 1980
1. If you have me, you want to share me. But if you share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
2. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
3. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
1
Ate a big meal right before bedtime
Had trouble sleeping and felt tired the next day
There are three houses one is red one is blue and one is white. if the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right of the house in the middle where is the White House ?
In Washingto, D.C..
Susan and Lisa decided to play tennis against each other. They bet $1 on each game they played. Susan won three bets and Lisa won $5. How many games did they play?
Eleven. Because Lisa lost three games to Susan, she lost $3 ($1 per game). So, she had to win back that $3 with three more games, then win another five games to win $5.
A woman married 10 different men over the course of her lifetime, but she never got divorced, she wasn’t widowed and she wasn’t a polygamist. How is this possible?
She was an actress, and she “married” 10 different men while playing different roles.
1. What has keys but can’t open locks?
2. The more you take away, the bigger I get. What am I?
3. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
2
Someone hacked the city’s power grid
Whole town went dark chaos everywher.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He then leaves the bar but returns 10 minutes later and orders another drink.hes does this 3 times but never drinks. Why?
He’s a bartender just checking the bar.
You have five boxes in a row numbered 1 to 5, in which a cat is hiding. Every night, he jumps to an adjacent box, and every morning you have one chance to open a box to find him. How do you win this game of hide and seek?
Answer: Check boxes 2, 3 and 4 in order until you find him. Here’s why: He’s either in an odd or even-numbered box. If he’s in an even box (box 2 or 4) and you check box 2 and he’s there, great; if not, you know he was in box 4, which means the next night he will move to box 3 or 5.
Joe was born in 1955 and died in 1980 at the age of 75. How can this be?
He was born in hospital room 1955 and died in hospital room 1980
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He then leaves the bar, but he’s never been inside. How’s that possible?
Now, which part’s fake or is it all real?
inside part is fake .
alein signals detected by scientists
Global freak out