RIDDLES
What's a teachers favorite nation?
Expla-nation
What has six faces and 21 eyes?
Dice (2)
What occurs once in every minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter "M"
I have a large money box, 48 centimeters square and 42 centimeters tall. How many coins can I place in my empty money box?
Just one, after which it will no longer be empty.
Paul's height is six feet. He's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Guess the Rebus puzzle: 600 pts (daily double)
TRAIL
RAILT
AILTR
ILTRA
What has many rings and no fingers?
A telephone
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your name
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
His horse's name is Friday.
Why did the girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was high school.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
What color in the English language doesn't rhyme with any other English words?
Orange
Guess the Rebus puzzle 400 pts (daily double)
I RIGHT I
Right between the eyes.
Nobody ever empties me, but I never stay full for long what am I?
The Moon
This is the only country in the whole world that occupies the entire continent. What country is it?
Australia
Where do zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea
We has a thousand needles but never sews?
A porcupine
What grows in winter, dies in summer and grows roots upward?
An icicle
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is using it. What is it?
coffin
What kind of room has no doors or no windows?
A mushroom
Where did the turtle fill up his gas tank?
At the Shell station.
Who helps the small pumpkins cross the street at school?
The crossing gourds (guards)
The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
There are 2 T's in THAT
FINAL QUESTION 1500pts
Name 3 consecutive (in a row) days without using the days of the week.
Yesterday, today and tomorrow