Buttray.
Who is Zach?
The cause of a monopoly board flip and breaker flipping
What is a Thimble?
Full of mold and nerds.
What is the media center?
The only food mom makes that we unanimously dislike.
What is mac and cheese?
Alex's specialty, sometimes called "fire ____"
What is sauce?
NARRRRRR
Who is Dad?
Alex supposedly walked off of this and broke his arm (according to resica admin/paperwork).
What is the Richards Arena?
The large object that was placed on the climbing tower for fun one day.
What is a picnic table?
The only available alternative meal.
What is PB&J?
Meg made this a LOT in high school for no reason, included _____ cookies.
What is apple pie?
OW my BUTTT
Who is Alex?
Instigated head banging that led to Meg's broken arm.
Who is Darian?
Alex's mortal enemy (of 2017)
Kyle Jorstad
Dad's go-to meal when Mom worked late
What is spaghetti and meatballs
Mom has an entire room dedicated to supplies for it and she finds peers among old women.
What is quilts?
I look good in these pants.
Who is Jonathan?
This object was used as a projectile when Zach was being a PIA (in the dining room)
What is a hotdog?
The cause of the bruise Mom found out about at the pizza place.
What is a tree branch and ATVing with no helmet.
Grandma's take on Ikea food
What is Meatballs and Mushroom sauce?
It would go "whirrrrrrr" and Dad required daily note taking of certain measurements.
What is Sparky?
That's what going commando is, no underwear?!!?!
Who is Mom?
The trip hazard that broke Alex's arm
Who is Nic Peterson?
A place full of twerking kids with carrots in their mouth.
What is Dan Beard Overnighters with Meg?
Mom only regularly used whole wheat spaghetti when making this meal.
What is noodles in peanut sauce?
It was alwayssssss watching. And sparkly.
What is Treeduino?