Name that Slang
If something is bad or lame its
Skibidi
What does Chris think that means
bad waves while surfing
This Potato shaped yet still very handsome Pastor loves many things in his life...what are three things he hates?
Sin. Spiders. Tomatoes.
Who teased the prophets of Baal, saying maybe their god was sleeping
Elijah (1 Kings 18:20-39).
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
Lord of the Rings
Jesus called the Pharisees this
You whitewashed tombs
Translation: “You look nice and clean, but inside you stink like death.” Brutal.
If someone is being delusional its called being
Delulu
What does Chris think that means? The fancy pants everyone gets from Lululemon
They are delulu - pants
This ruggedly handsome Pastor is known to keep the _________ coming
What is Iced Tea's
Who ate a book in the Bible — yes, literally ate it — and said it tasted sweet like honey?
He didn't even ask for Ketchup
Ezekiel (Ezekiel 3:1-3).
The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned
The Bible - Isaiah 9:2
David calls the Giant this in 1 Sam 17
Who is this uncircumcised Philistine
Translate this CRY is Sigma, tonight was really fire, Chris is mogging with his drip, no cap, saying otherwise is Sus
Cry is good, tonight was amazing, Chris looks better than you all, with his style, no lying, if you think otherwise is suspect.
VIBES
This Hard 10 Preacher, is a fan of what sports teams
Liverpool Football Club (Soccer), The Michigan Wolverines (College Football) & The Buffalo Bills (The NFL)
Bonus: Of those three which is his most beloved?
Who was the fiery boy band, that walked in fire and came out without even smelling like smoke?
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego (Daniel 3:16-27).
End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path… one that we all must take.”
Lord of the Rings
Paul calls the creatans this
Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons
Translation: This was basically the original “your mama” joke, ancient-world style.