🎃 Easy
Why didn't the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
How do pumpkins fix flat tires?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a horse that only comes out after dark?
A night mare.
If your happy kid dresses up as a cowboy, what candy should they get trick-or-treating?
A jolly rancher
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why are cemeteries so popular?
People are dying to get in.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field.
What room does a ghost never need?
A living room.
What kind of monster loves to dance?
The Boogieman
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A Trom-Bone
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.
What's a vampires favorite fruit?
Neck-Tarine (Nectarine)
What is a witch's favorite school subject?
Spelling.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I Scream
Why did the ghost need first aid?
He had a boo boo.
What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare Ribs
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appétit!
What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A bloodhound.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Why did the pumpkin blush?
It saw the salad dressing.