Preeminent Partners
Office Spaces
Billus Reus
To Bill or Not to Bill
100
This partner is "friends" with everyone.
Who is Gene Kissane.
100
BEACH VIDEO
What is the CSK Key West office.
100
"Taking care of business. - 6.8"
Who is Hal Weitzenfeld.
100
Travel and return travel to second floor restroom while texting client because restroom attendant is cleaning fourth floor restroom
What is not to bill?
200
This partner thinks all associates are f------ idiots.
Who is Paula Parisi
200
Bro Skit
What is the CSK Fort Lauderdale office.
200
"Conduct extensive analysis of fantasy football week 12 deep league tight end “sleepers” while cross-referencing weeks 9, 10, and 11 non-standard league and PPR league tight end fantasy leaders in anticipation of preparing highly important week 12 fantasy football line-up and taking further action to ensure Gargamel’s Crushers win matchup and capture league championship. 2.7"
Who is Aram Megerian.
200
Attorney review and analysis of My Cousin Vinny in preparation of key direct examination of motor vehicle expert retained in matter, pursuant to strategy agreed upon with claims professional.
What is to bill?
300
This partner remembers Decembers, not because of the amazing billing by the firm's associates, but because he nearly broke a leg.
Who is Richard P. Cole.
300
HOLIDAY SKIT
What is the CSK Orlando office.
300
"Went around the office to meet every new female associate. - 0.7"
Who is Scott Shelton?
300
Attend conference with CSK partner Aram Megerian regarding lack of validity to all affirmative defenses proposed by associate, including crossing out of same, discussion of associate's lack of intelligence, and discussion of why associate did not opt to pursue a different vocation.
What is not to bill.
400
This Tampa Partner would get last place in playing name that associate/staff member.
Who is Dan Shapiro.
400
WHIP VIDEO
What is the CSK Orlando office.
400
"Analysis of Florida Young Lawyers’ Division notes from county-wide strategic conference, in order to incorporate into intra-office memorandum. - 0.3”
Who is Maja Lacevic?
400
Fixing a file by doing substantive work because previous associate cried and quit.
What is to bill.
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