Church
IGRTC
What a long-winded preacher may say and then keep on preaching.
I'm getting ready to close.
PSFTROTW
When it's time to read Scripture.
Please Stand for the Reading of the Word.
STWWD?
Really y'all???
So This What We Doing?
DSGA
The cure for any ailment.
Drink some ginger ale.
IIABDFI
Leave it alone!
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
ICBDSIMYG
Thankful I'm alive
I could've been dead sleeping in my grave.
WMEFANBJCITM
Troubles don't last always.
Weeping May Endure for a Night, But Joy Comes in the Morning.
ANGTFT!
"I said, "Lord Jesus, it's a fire!"
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!
DMMSIA
You don't want me to repeat myself!
Don't make me say it again.
MNBAIAII
Leave me out of it!
My name is Bennett and I ain't in it.
IYCHOOSN
YCGUOSM
What your mom might say if you complain about going to church because you are tired.
If you can hang out on Saturday Night You Can Get up on Sunday Morning!
TLLACG
It's offering time.
The Lord Loves a Cheerful Giver.
ISWIS
I meant that!
I said what I said!
DMMHTCIT
Y'all better stop all that!
Don't make me have to come in there!
DCFMUISFY
Leave me alone now!
Don't come for me unless I send for you!
SSAFWTHG
What a "super saint" might say
Saved sanctified and fill with the Holy Ghost.
HBBTMTIBTM
God is SO Good!
He's Been Better To Me Than I've Been to Myself!
Do that every time!
DINTPTCO
What a parent may say when the kids are acting up while traveling.
Do I need to pull this car over?
BDC
Older African American man or woman who still looks good
Black don't crack
TTYNASN
When the Pastor wants you to be interactive.
Turn to your neighbor and say, "Neighbor"!
YBS
This may encourage a soloist or choir.
You Better Sang
MIMS
I just don't get it!
Make it make sense
AITKADKTF
What you might tell someone minding your business and got it wrong.
All in the Kool-Aid and don't know the flavor.
AHDWH
What you tell a guilty person who protests their innocence.
A hit dog will holler.