What are two things you can't eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
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A girl fell off of a 50 foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How come?
She fell off of the bottom step
If it takes 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men?
No time, the wall is already built
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
The phone
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
You spot a boat full of people but there isn't a single person on board. How come?
Everyone is married
What can be broken but never held?
A promise
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand and half on the other.
What starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
Incorrectly
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
If a plane crashes between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren't buried!
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take 4, how many apples to you have?
The 4 you took