Admin Livin'
The person we ALL know is really in charge of this place.
Who is Kim?
Manufactured in Chicago, IL, this frame line is marketed as hand crafted American luxury.
What is State Optical Co.?
This is what you do to celebrate when someone does something good.
What is "give them a Circle of Applause?"
This is the name of the instrument we use to screen patient's intra-ocular pressure with that replaced the evil "air puff."
What is the iCare?
Dr. Qunell's favorite alcoholic spirit.
What is gin?
The amount of time check-in is allotted to greet a patient, sign forms, shoot a laser into their brain and record it's temperature, perform a COVID questionnaire, verify pertinent patient information, scan updated medical cards, and, and, and before the techs descend to start their exam (are you kidding me?).
What is 3 minutes?
The optical department member who's children now live with and raise livestock and, yet, refuses to eat any meat unless it is burned almost beyond recognition.
Who is Stacey?
The expression for when someone is over reacting to something.
What is "throwing a cow?"
Not to be confused with Naughty By Nature's OPP, this three letter abbreviation refers to the instrument we use to monitor both optic nerve and macular disorders.
What is the OCT?
Dr. Banta's SECOND favorite superhero (there really is only one...)
Who is Iron Man?
The staff member most likely to have pictures of Darth Vader (the real one, not Dr. Banta) on her desktop whilst listening to Orthodox hymns.
Who is Megan?
Both the top selling international brand of frames and CVC's top turning frame line.
What is Ray Ban?
The term for when you forget something obvious.
What is "drawing a fart in your brain."
This is the average number of layers of clothing Tara wears on a daily basis in order to maintain a normal human body temperature.
What is too many to count?
These are the two countries Dr. Cheung has lived in other than the United States.
What are Canada and Thailand?
The email address to which all general correspondence for Center Vision Clinic should be sent.
What is "admin@centervisionclinic.org?"
The name of the Essilor promotion that allows patients to receive a second pair of premium lenses for FREE with the purchase of a frame after the purchase of their first pair of qualifying eyewear.
What is NexGen?
What is "going back to ground zero?"
The technician most likely to spontaneously break into both song and dance at any given moment (look - she's probably doing it right now...).
Who is Taylor?
This doctor's spouse used to be a school teacher.
Who are either/both Dr. Banta and/or Dr. Qunell. If you said Dr. Cheung, you lose 1000 points.
The term for the insanity that involves combining the insurance contributions of multiple insurance plans when patients are double covered.
What is "coordination of benefits?"
This is the name of the program hosted by Vision Source optical labs that stocks frames at the labs themselves. It allows us to keep top selling frames on the board and speeds up delivery of boutique jobs to patients.
What is "Frame Dream?"
How Liz Morfin describes Las Vegas, Nevada
What is "I was like a kid in the candy shop but an adult in the candy store of men?"
This is the name of the test performed to determine if chemical markers of inflammation can be detected in the tear film as it pertains to Ocular Surface Disease.
What is Inflammadry?
This is the number of continuing education hours each doctor must attend every 24 months to maintain licensure in Washington State
What is 50?