I K"news" You Were Trouble When You Walked In
I tried to make a joke about newspapers, but they were all terrible.
You don't know anything.
You still don't know anything.
Potpourri
100
Last week, this state became the first to execute a prisoner with nitrogen gas. Officials there said it was a model for other states, while critics called it appalling and far from what the state promised.
Where did it happen?
What is Alabama?
100
The House is set to advance articles of impeachment against Alejandro Mayorkas, the leader of what department of the President's cabinet?
What is Homeland Security?
100
How many continents are there?
There are 7.
100
Which country is the largest exporter of live sheep and goats?
Romania
100
What high school did Ms. Jonckers go to?
Shadle Park High School
200
How much money was Donald J. Trump ordered by a Manhattan jury to pay to the writer E. Jean Carroll for defaming her?
What is 83.3 million?
200
What company is recalling nearly all of the autos it's sold in the U.S. because some warning lights on the instrument panel are too small?
What is Tesla?
200
What country?
Brazil
200
What does GDP stand for?
What is gross domestic product?
200
How many state titles did Mr. Anegon win in tennis?
0; I was a scrub. (jk, I lost in the state semifinals twice)
400
The Kansas City Chiefs are returning to the Super Bowl. Which team will they be playing, in a rematch of the 2020 championship?
The 49ers
400
President Biden issued an executive order Thursday sanctioning four ______ settlers in the occupied West Bank who are accused of violence against Palestinians. The order imposes travel bans and lays the groundwork for financial sanctions against settlers who carry out violent assaults.
What nationality is targeted by the EO?
Israeli
400
Which country has the most World Cup men's titles?
Brazil
400
In 2021 which country was the largest exporter of natural rubber?
Thailand
400
What country will Tay Tay be flying from to watch her man, Travis Kelce, get Ws next Sunday in the Super Bowl?
What is Japan?
800
What blockbuster film led the Oscar nominations announced Tuesday with 13 nods?
Oppenheimer
800
The January jobs report was released today by the BLS. How many jobs were added in January to the American economy?
~353,000
800
Which country did the United States invade in 2003 under the false pretense that it had "weapons of mass destruction" or WMDs?
Iraq
800
What is OPEC stand for?
Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries
800
Name the band and the song:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, The City of Angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under the Bridge
1600
In what country is Tower 22, the US base that was attacked by an Iranian-backed militia drone?
What is Jordan?
1600
Tomorrow marks one year since a toxic train derailment displaced many residents in East Palestine, ____. Since then, the Norfolk Southern train company has dug up more than 175,000 tons of soil and and is starting to replace it with uncontaminated soil. The company has also processed more than 40 million gallons of contaminated water.
What is Ohio?
1600
__________ is the place where Muslims go on their pilgrimage (the hajj) to fulfill one of the five pillars of their faith.
Mecca
1600
Which canal is the busiest, with nearly 30% of global container traffic passing through each year?
What is Suez Canal?
1600
What is the name of the soccer club that Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenny own?
Wrexham FC