what elementary school did I go to?
ararat
what school do i go to?
uc irvine
This global mega-chain is easily recognized across 119 countries by its iconic "Golden Arches" logo
Mcdonalds
what is my favorite type of food?
mediterranean
These slow-moving rodents look like they need a hug, but their backs are covered in thousands of sharp, painful quills
porcupine
what is my middle name?
seta
what is the animal of my school?
anteater
This Dairy Queen staple is a thick, sweetened milk-based frozen treat mixed with candy or cookies, famously served upside down
blizzard
what age was my prime?
17
These spineless, drifting ocean dwellers are named after a popular wobbly dessert, but touching their tentacles will result in a nasty sting
jellyfish
what vegetable would I eat every day as a kid?
cucumber
This perfect, one-mile circular pedestrian pathway loops around Aldrich Park and connects UCI's major academic schools
ring road
Frying leftover tortillas at a Disneyland restaurant in the 1960s birthed this crunchy snack brand, taking its name from the Spanish word for "gold"
doritos
who taught me how to swim?
myself
You are statistically more likely to be taken out by a rogue one of these domestic farm animals than by a shark
cow
where did I live as a child?
reseda
This undergraduate student government organization is responsible for organizing massive campus events like Summerlands and Shocktoberfest
ASUCI
This Mexican-style chain combines a hard taco shell wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of warm nacho cheese to create its "Cheesy Gordita" variety.
Taco Bell
what sport(s) did i play my last year of high school?
tennis and beach volleyball
This massive swamp-dwelling mammal may look chubby and slow, but it has a terrifyingly powerful bite and secretes a unique red-orange fluid that looks like blood-sweat
hippo
what city was I born in
woodland hills
how many girls are in my sorority?
14
Wendy's signature frozen dessert is so thick you usually need a spoon to eat it, and it famously comes in chocolate or vanilla
how many books do I own?
137
This colorful amphibian from Colombia looks like a cute toy, but it holds the title of the most poisonous frog in the world