mexican
Where am I from¿
El barrio, la esquina, el mambo real, mundial manolao
but if you said DR that’s cool too
True or false, I had my first crayon before I was 10 years old?
False. Big boys eat crayons.
Name a song I love?
Anything but despacito
_____ Potato.
Cryus. Cryus potato
What was my full name before Jesus saved me
Manuel Osiris contin feliz
When I end up on death row because the Mona Lisa has been eaten, what would my last meal be¿
accepting: you’re mothers tears, my mothers tears, the first corner bite of a toasted poptart
but actually it would be anything plantain, you have to keep them in check or they might grow to rule the world one day
Pop quiz: What is the best tasting color?
It’s blue because if you listen close you can almost hear the gold coins leaving your bank
The fung sway is all _______
Wrong
Ay mi _____
Say it with me now, Madre!
I love to quote this book of the Bible
2 Corinthians or hebrews
How many siblings¿ My momma was a trooper or maybe not idk you’re supposed to tell me
I don’t even really know, too many of those bad boys, if you said more than 2 but less than 9 you’re gold
Favorite artist?
Accepting, the duel winner Caravaggio, crack man basquiat, or romanticism Gustav Klimt
A big ______ A giant ______
Cup of noodles
Isn’t it ______
Obvious
I would try to do this every Sunday after being saved
tried to fly
True or false, arranged a marriage to give a friend a green card¿
False, I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends.
What’s my favorite color?
If you’re yellow that is.
I want to be like the first _________
“Man to eat a poisonous mushroom”
Or
“Man to eat cheese”
Anointed my room with this for half a year
Twinkie’s, and then doom.
I asked God for this food and he brought it to me
Joe burger. Yes, really.
Ran or swam¿
I swam.
AND RAN. trick question
It was a triathlon to get over here
Do I really eat paint or not?
What is: Now accepting any answer except yes or no,
no one may ever know the truth .
My eyes are _____? Wrong answers only
GREEN, CUZ I EATS ALOTTA BEGTAVLES
What’s my Mami’s namer¿
Grisel. You knew that.
I was saved because?
I thought that man was really Jesus.