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Bad Game Descriptions 1
Bad Game Descriptions 1
A medieval life simulator where eating soup incorrectly can end your entire career.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
A strategic combat experience featuring wide open maps so you can really appreciate being shot from nowhere.
Battlefield 6
Shore, Tropics, Alpine, Mesa, Caldera
PEAK
This is (Kevin's) real name.
Andrew
This AI chatbot, updated in 2025, became famous for creating entire short films based on a single prompt.
ChatGPT
A game where you go outside, hear a noise, panic, and then lose all your stuff to a rat you never saw.
ARC Raiders
A family drama that can only be resolved by dying over and over.
Hades II
Reaper, Huntsman, Rugrat, Upscream
R.E.P.O.
The game we thought Jim would never beat
Hollow Knight: Silksong
This country hosted the first official 6G technology expo, showcasing ultra-fast wireless networks.
South Korea
You save a Kingdom from Evil by ripping and tearing
Doom: The Dark Ages
A game where you walk very carefully, trip once, and then spend ten minutes apologizing to your backpack.
Death Stranding 2
Matar Bay, Charon Prime, Arkturus, Prosperity Falls
Helldivers 2
Daily Double!
This is the name of the website we use to guess the movie.
This social media platform finally added a “telepathic emoji” feature—users could send feelings without typing.
What is X
You explore a quiet town that communicates exclusively through psychological damage.
SILENT HILL f
You rewrite reality by walking forward and listening to someone explain metaphors.
Split Fiction
Lloyd, Bosco, Molly
Deep Rock Galactic
This is the number of people who have been members of the Monday Game Night chat in 2025.
7
This year, Archaeologists discovered an ancient city underwater near this modern-day Mediterranean country.
Greece
An open-world experience about honor, snow, and absolutely refusing to use doors.
Ghost of Yōtei
You explore a beautiful fantasy world while every character politely asks you to solve their personal problems with violence.
Avowed
Offices, Medical, Storage, Machine, Cameras, Pizzushi
Lockdown Protocol
This was the first game played together by *all* the Monday Game Night boys in 2025.
The Forest
This AI-composed track became the first to top a major US chart.
"Walk My Walk" by the AI-generated artist Breaking Rust.