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Who always drives his customers away?
What has ears but can not hear?
Corn (an ear of com: 1 bắp ngô)
What month do soldiers hate?
March
Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?
It's not right.
Who always drives his customers away?
A taxi-driver.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it.
What has a head and a foot but no body?
Bed
What clothing is always sad?
Blue jeans
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
You are too young to smoke.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it.
Why is the letter E so important?
Because it is the beginning of everything
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Santa Claus
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
They don't want to be hot-dogs.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves
Why is the letter E so important?
Because it is the beginning of everything
What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow
What has arms but can not hug?
Armchair
What makes opening piano so hard?
All the keys are inside.
What has three hands but only one face?
A clock
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary
What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs or head?
A shirt
What has nothing but a head and a tail?
A coin
Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold.
What clothing is always sad?
Blue jeans