How many times per class period can I go to the bathroom?
1
100
If Mr. Smart is talking to the class what am I doing?
Listening (QUIETLY)
100
When is my work due?
When the timer goes off.
100
Where do I line up?
Outside the door
100
My phone went off in class and now Mr. Smart's freaking out. Why is he doing this?
You just disrupted the class with your carelessness. It's called vibrate (or silent) and it's not that hard. (disruption)
200
Can I have my shoes off? (Yes or No)
No.
200
Where am I allowed to sit?
Your desk.
200
What does SSR stand for?
SILENT sustained reading
200
How do I line up? (In what order?)
Short to tall
200
I came in late and immediately started talking to everyone during silent sustained reading, and this dude just straight kicked me out of the room. What is his problem?
You wouldn't let your classmates read, dawg. (Disturbing the class)
300
Can I escort my classmate to the nurse? (Yes or No)
NO
300
If I want to ask a question or make a statement how do I get Mr. Smart's attention?
Raise my hand
300
When can I listen to music?
During independent work WITH PERMISSION
300
Where do I go after I come in?
Stand at my desk at parade rest.
300
I just walked into class with a soda and chips and now Mr. Smart won't stop bothering me...what is his problem?
You're breaking major class rules and not even trying to hide it. (food and drink)
400
Can I have my feet on the desk? (yes or no)
No.
400
Can I eat or drink in the classroom?
No!!! (Unless you have special permission)
400
When can I work with a partner?
When Mr. Smart says so.
400
When can I sit down?
When either the teacher or lead student says "take seats"
400
I refuse to read during SSR and Mr. Smart keeps calling my mom about it. What's his deal?
You're refusing to do the easiest assignment imaginable. (Refusing to try)
500
When can I be rude to my classmates?
Never.
500
When can I stretch my legs?
During stretch breaks or with permission
500
How is classwork graded?
By completion! (Just get it done!)
500
When can I grab my journal?
When Mr. Smart tells you to.
500
Mr. Smart was talking to the class and I got up to sharpen my pencil while he was talking and the man just screamed at me. Why'd he do that?
You don't leave your seat while I'm talking. (Distracting the class)