Dad
What colleges did dad go to
Vanderbilt and GW
Where did pops get his medical degree
Penn
“Oh fat fat fat fat fat”
Nanny
Where did dad live after college
DC
Who threw up in our basement
Scott Greenhouse
How many high schools did Dad go to
2
Where was nanny from
Nyack NY
“On the SAT and ACT, just answer C”
Carl
Where did dad escape an avalanche
Mt Everest
Who was the lead singer of Dad’s band
Carl
What’s dads favorite color
Blue
Who did dad say had fists of affection
Ella
“All in Ella”
Kent
Where did dad “go to the car”
A motel in south carolina
Who put up a Help Us sign on their RV trip
Kent
Where did dad live in Georgetown
Reservoir
who sued Hopper
Ally
“Her thighs were massive”
Pops
Where did dad growl at tourists
Dubrovnik
Who did dad say he was gonna put in his pocket
Kiki
Who’s dad’s favorite singer
Bob Dylan
What did George dance to at Waterville talent show
Ice Ice Baby
“Those girls have absolutely no intellectual curiousity”
Pops
Where did dad go to jail
Nashville
Where did dad get his theology certificate
Georgetown