Father Figure
These meaty phalanges plague Colin...
Sausage Fingers
After a big dunk from his favorite player, Colin is probably going to say this
NAZ REID!!!!!
You would think this Kwik Trip staple is the most exciting thing ever
A Diet Faygo Moon Mist
Incidentally...
Matthias
First time was a...
Nuh Nuh
What does Colin wish to be called when he becomes a grandfather?
(Ol') Grandpappy
Colin asked this counter-productive question while riding to MSP
Are you having MASSIVE anxiety right now?
Tonight! (featuring finger point)
Brady would refer to Kevin and Eric as dad's...
Buddies
Turn on the radio. Maybe you'll get a free listen of this song.
Flowers
Ouch! You probably hit him in his...
Blubber
Colin might say this repetitive phrase when he gets thirsty
I want a drink. I want a drink right now.
It's always raining at this favorite store
Costco
Ahoy! This captain is Colin's covert friend
CJ
Weekly new music comes off of the...
Release Radar
What animal-mimicking action might you see Colin taking after being caught asleep at 8 o'clock?
Cricket Legs
An inevitable question when driving past this scenic location
Wanna go for a walk around Jensen Lake?
It's not Burger King, but if Colin is grilling, this place is the King of Burgers
Aldi('s)
You wouldn't want to see this Illinois friend's nickname on the menu
Dan Baltisberber (Boogerberger)
Colin visited this group for his first concert
The Cranberries
How old will Colin be when Molly gets married?
49
Colin refuses to admit to ever saying this phrase
No nuts, no buts, no coconuts
Discovered on vacation, this food matched the heat of the environment
Hatch Green Chiles
This friend's nickname might be considered NSFW
Casey Wiedenman
This little blue buddy sings to Colin and company all the time
JBL (or Jaybull)