Foodie Funnies
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What's wrong with German food.
It's the wurst.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
If he doesn't like fruit puns...
Let that mango.
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
It was otter chaos.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
The flag is a big plus.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Becoming vegetarian is...
One big missed steak.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to...
Dragon.
What do you get after eating at a restaurant in Prauge?
The Chzec.
There are three types of people in this world...
Those who can count and those who can't.
Spell.
Spell who?
W H O
My friend's bakery burned down last night.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
A Spanish magician was doing a trick. He said...
"Uno, dos..." and disappeared without a tres.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.
I'm no cheetah...
What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?
A supreme liter.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.