Hey!
Look!
Listen!
This videogame franchise is a fan favorite amongst many classic gamers, but it holds a special place in Dad's heart.
What is the Legend of Zelda series?
While certainly earning the title of "heavy metal" due to their 16 platinum awards, this group is sure to get people banging their heads 'Wherever I May Roam'.
Who is Metallica?
Even if the world was coming to an end, Dad would manage to find any other way to earn a paycheck than have this job title again.
What is a McDonald's employee?
TIMBEERRRR!!!
This hobby is a relatively new addition to Dad's collection of extracurricular activities.
What is woodworking?
From the 7 Seas to the skies above, Dad's favorite color may be scarce in nature's creatures, but it is quite abundant in it's scenery.
What is Blue?
*Wort wort wort*
This series wasn't projected to do numbers upon release, but "For a brick, it flew pretty good!".
What is the Halo franchise?
Dad's two children may be his 'Pride & Joy', but this musician really knows how to get him grooving 'Family Style'.
Who is Stevie Ray Vaughan
Dad set his sights on this job almost half a decade ago, and he's been aiming for retirement ever since.
What is Kentucky Gun Co?
This hobby has recently lost it's spark for Dad; or maybe he just needs a reboot.
What is [anything to do with working on computers]?
Dad would consider it his lucky day if he were ever given the chance to see the emerald hills of this nation.
Where is Ireland?
This series has gone through many, many changes in it's history, but remains at the top of the proverbial flagpole when it comes to things like merchandising and community engagement.
What is the Mario franchise?
While not quite the violent type, Dad used to have a blast repeatedly hitting this object with sticks.
What is a drum set?
Whether or not he was wearing one, Dad always saw a smile on his way into work for this company.
What is Amazon?
Play that funky music white boy!
Despite him claiming not to be any good at the digital version of this hobby, Dad has always been able to strum up a good time with his dedication to...
What is playing guitar?
Dad might have to fight one of his kids for this mouth watering dish that seems to pop up annually.
What is crockpot lasagna?
Through playing this game, Dad has earned the ability to literally reap what he sows.
What is Farm Sim?
"Watch your tongue" when talking about this band, as their fans are known to "let the water flow with shades of red". Dad, on the other hand, just likes their music.
Who is Avenged Sevenfold?
In a perfect world, Dad would only have to answer to this one person at his job.
Who is himself?
Finding the activity quite striking, Dad may have asked for coal in his stocking when he was practicing this hobby.
What is blacksmithing?
These people love Dad so much that they made a mock Jeopardy game to celebrate his birthday.
Who are his children?
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's...
Oh it is a plane.
What is Flight Sim?
While brand loyalty may not be his thing, Dad swears by this one's guitars.
What is Epiphone?
Thanks for the laptops!
The IT team of this company will more than likely be in a swamp of tickets after Milton passes.
What is Florida Tile?
No, car go road.
This is one of Dad's old jobs that I don't know enough about to leave a real clue.
What is G&G Motors?
You won't find Hiccup or Toothless in this series, but Dad may still know how to train a dragon after reading it.
What is the Empyrean series?