Catchphrases
He uses a controller for this hobby, and sometimes stays up until 2 AM doing it too.
What is Fortnight and Rocket League
Dad hates eating this American food from fast food places, but only if a certain condiment is on it.
What is a burger with mustard
Dad hates eating this American food from fast food places, but only if a certain condiment is on it.
What is a burger with mustard
Dad paid for many of these for Audrey, which she collects obsessively, but, hey, at least it’s not drugs?!
What are books
A pole and floating vessel help make this hobby/sport possible
Dad particularly HATES any products with this earthy scent, especially when Audrey brings it into the house.
What are patchouli products, what is patchouli
Dad particularly HATES any products with this earthy scent, especially when Audrey brings it into the house.
What are patchouli products, what is patchouli
Dad pays for these things which Sicily uses for her science-experiment-turned-sensory-toy, it’s sticky and messy, but she loves it!
this hobby involves a spontaneous trip to Menards, a discount, and random doorknobs we probably didn’t need. Most times this hobby also involves a started project that usually gets finished 2-5 years later.
What is home improvement (or fixing stuff)
Dad hates to see this Washington coffee brand, most especially if his wife or daughters bring it into the house, if he was given a cup of this brands coffee, he’d throw it away.
What is Starbucks coffee, what is Starbucks
Dad hates to see this Washington coffee brand, most especially if his wife or daughters bring it into the house, if he was given a cup of this brands coffee, he’d throw it away.
What is Starbucks coffee, what is Starbucks
This product isn’t so much a thing, but a brand, dad loves any treat from this red-haired girl, even though their bioengineered, genetically modified, and heavily processed.
What are treats from little Debbie’s
This hobby isn’t so much a thing, but a store. Dad spends lots of time digging through the bins of this store, finding everything from an outlet that tells you how much money your electric appliances cost you, to trump toilet paper.
While he likes this vegetable now, he used to HATE IT, as a kid, if presented with this veggie, he’d throw it away.
What are peas, what is peas
While he likes this vegetable now, he used to HATE IT, as a kid, if presented with this veggie, he’d throw it away.
What are peas, what is peas