Childhood Oopsies
Dad's first job.
What is delivering newspapers?
Skinny dipping.
What was a tradition at Pyramid Lake Camp?
Don't step in a poodle.
What is "it's raining cats and dogs?"
A witch.
Who showed up uninvited at our wedding?
Josh on the sofa in the middle of the day.
What did Dad discover?
Dad's most important ceremony as a child.
What is his wedding?
Musical instrument Dad learned to play and how we used to wake up visitors.
What is the violin?
God Bless You!
What is anything ending with the "ish" sound?
The Gettysburg Address.
What was Dad chosen to read from the gazebo in Little Falls on the 4th of July?
Mr. Rogers.
Who did Dad imitate for a talent show at Pyramid Lake Camp?
The occupation of Dad's childhood best friend.
What is an undertaker?
America's finest organization that Dad became a member of.
Who are the Eagle Scouts?
A twisted face.
What is what Dad makes at you when he thinks you aren't looking?
A woman who thought the CIA was bugging her IUD.
Who is just one of Dad's patients?
Heinous and wiener.
What are two words Jay laughs at every time he hears?
An oops.
What was Dad?
Happened during the great food poisoning during 1991.
What is Duke's first National Championship!
Asleep with his hand in a potato chip bag.
What is the way Dad fed Carly during the night shift?
Four comedians we have seen in person.
Jerry Seinfeld, Trevor Noah, Aziz, Whoopi, George Carlin, etc.
Carly's living room in Colorado.
What was one time Jay was doubled over laughing?
Laurie Hiney.
Who was Dad's first girlfriend?
Sitting front row at a live performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What is Dad getting a man's junk dance in his face?
Sister Sally's habit.
What did Jay ask if he could peek under?
"My people!"
What did Dad say when walking the streets during the Fringe festival in Scotland?
What happened when Dad took his NY regents exams (end of grade tests).
What is wet his pants?