Lore
What is supervising the prisoners at Linden Fest?
Choice companion for all things beach, birds, and backyard European kiddie pool sunbathing.
Who is Mom?
Response for when you weren't really listening to someone talk about storage options but you know you need to answer.
What is *nods and smiles* "box"?
Mindless affirmative response to nearly any question, also an acceptable alternative to "yeppers"
What is "yeshhh"?
Ballad featured in a 2016 animated movie sung by bedazzled crustacean
What is Shiny from Moana?
Taking it all the way back to the 80s, this traditionally sub-zero pond sport was played on a neighborhood asphalt surface.
What is iceless hockey?
This type of beer is a hoppy beer style, originally an export of India, which was under the control of the British East India Company until 1858. Also a Dad Favorite!
What is India Pale Ale?
Footwear item recommended never to purchase at retail price greater than $4.00.
What is a flip-flop?
Parts of the eye, also the response to the chicken roaster that afflicts Kramer.
What is "Jerry, my rods and cones!"
Song often accompanied by Dad saying "good job baby"
What is Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Legend has it that this significant event in Russian/Soviet history was narrowly avoided during Dad's study abroad semester; other legends have it that his presence in Moscow directly contributed to this event.
What is Bolshevik Revolution?
Just kidding. Collapse of Soviet Union
The history of this time-keeping object goes goes back to 17th century Germany where it was believed to be very good luck to hear its namesake birdcalls in the forest.
What is cuckoo clock?
A modern adage for the social media consumer wary of their personal data.
What is "if the product is free, you're the product"?
Helpful guidance in response to heinous commentary regarding heightened German-American a cappella tensions.
What is "Crack a book, John!"
Some may call it the concrete jungle where dreams are made of, but this song is an equally iconic welcome to the Big Apple
What is Welcome to New York by Taylor Swift?
Out of 60 fully operational international offices, his 2019-2022 work in the capital city on the Vistula River won him this prestigious award.
What is Legat of the Year?
Originally created because Martha Falco's mother created a game to help her and her friends settle disputes originating from varying rules of Rummy, also a favorite Saturday morning pastime.
What is Five Crowns?
The only original and, therefore, acceptable types of pizza.
What are Chicago deep dish and New York style?
Substantial hunger for breakfast foods may necessitate asking for this entire inventory of JJ's Diner.
What is "ALL the bacon and eggs you have"?
Thematic song category for a rubberband, piano, particle, and little lions?
What is the "Man Songs" playlist
According to his eldest daughters, 4 and 5 at the time, this structural backyard project is considered one of his biggest lifetime achievements.
What is the deck?
Hygienic plague on Schmidt in loft bathroom, also Dad's favorite New Girl episode.
What is damp towel or "why is my towel damp" or "the towel washes me what am I going to do next, wash a bar of soap?"
Due to the circumstances surrounding his 1970 birth, Dad claims that he was...
What is "born an orphan"?
An alternative vocal option for a football coach allergic to impure metals?
What is "WHISTLE"?
Favorite number from the 2015 hit musical named after a founding father is sung by?
Who is Jonathan Groff