dad joke 1
what was Cinderella bad at soccer.
she kept running away from the ball
how do you make a egg roll.
you push it
what do the elves learn in school.
the elf-abet
what do you call a fish without a eye.
Fsh
what do you call a sad strawberry.
a blueberry
what do you call a balanced horse.
stable
why do cows wear bells.
because their horns don't work
what lights up a soccer stadium.
a soccer match
what do sea monsters eat.
fish and ships
what's brown and sticky.
a stick
what do you call an angry carrot.
a steamed veggie
why did the bicycle fall over.
it was tired
what's red and bad for your teeth.
a brick
what did the wall say to the other.
I will meet you at the corner
what do you call a sad cup of coffee.
a depresso
what did the horse say after it tripped.
help, I've fallen, and I can't giddy up
what would a bear's be without bee's.
ear
what did the toilet say to the other.
you looked flushed
what do you call a pig that does karate.
pork chop
what does a spy do when its cold.
it gets undercover
where did the polar bears keep their money.
snowbank
what did the triangles say to the circle.
you're ponitless
why were the fish grade bad.
they were below sea level
what do cows read.
cattle-log
what did the shark say when it ate a clownfish.
it taste a little funny