DAD JOKES 1
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?
Sorry, My Fault!
Why shouldn't you trust trees?
They seem shady!
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
She wanted to see time fly!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef Jerky!
Why did the computer need to go to bed?
It needed to crash!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Where do army's belong?
In your sleevy's!
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Windows!
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen!
What do you give the dentist of the year?
A little plaque!
What should you do if you meet a giant?
Use big words!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Tonight dinner is on me!
What kind of jewelry do bunnies wear?
14 carrot gold!
How do you get a squirrels attention?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
He also has a great summer!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
What sits on a seabed and has anxiety?
A nervous wreck!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
How do mice floss?
With string cheese!
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?
She had issues!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich?
Millionaire
What happens when a doctor gets angry?
They lose their patients!
What did the asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!