Food dad jokes 🍕
what do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
when does a joke become a dad joke?
when it becomes apparent!
How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin! 😷🧛
Why do trees hate tests?
Because they always get stumped! 🌳✏️
Why did the crab never share?
Because he was a little shellfish. 🦀
what do you call a not so cool vegetable?
a RAD-ish!
what did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
where's popcorn
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream! 🍦👻
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves! 🌊👋
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator. 🐊🕵️
why don't eggs tell jokes?
because they might crack up!
why did the boy bring a pencil to the party?
he wanted to draw attention!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite. ❄️🦇
What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.” ❤️🌋
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🐔
why did the banana go to the doctor?
it was not peeling well!
My son told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't see anything!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. ☠️
How do trees access the internet?
They log in. 🪵💻
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato. 🦘📺
Why did the coffee file a police report?
it got mugged!
i told my wife to embrace her mistakes
she then gave me a hug
What kind of makeup do monsters wear?
Mas-scare-a. 💋😱
Why did the doge get a job in tech?
Because he wanted to be a paw-grammer! 🐾💾
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador. 🐶✨