One-Liner Jokes
How do you know if a vampire is unwell?
Because he'll be coffin
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo- bees
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on the floor?
Mat
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
My wife asked me to spoon in bed, but I’d rather….
Fork
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox?
Bill
Why did the bicycle collapse?
It was too tired
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on thewall?
Art
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand shops
What did the drummer call his daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2
What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa)
What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
A hair tie
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to water ski?
Skip
How did the art competition end?
In a draw
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs
What’s the difference between peanut butterand jam?
Only one has nuts
What is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
Wendys
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell