pt.1
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
When can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?
Bison.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
When does a joke become a "dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent?
What does Jeff Bexos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon.