Dad jokes
What is a dancer's favorite candy?
A Funk o pop
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Im going to talk to you using backwards logic
cigol
What is the texture of a rug?
Rugged
How did i know what the librarian was thinking?
I could read him like a book.
Why can't i think straight?
I'm gay
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