row 1
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept
How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious cast?
On a ZOOM call
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because he had a virus
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
a meltdown
What did the claustrophobic astronaut need?
A little space
When does a farmer dance?
When the beet drops.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad.
How does a Penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
What do you call the security guards for Samsung?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Did you hear about the really famous pickle?
He's a really big dill!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
What do you give a sick lemon?
A Lemon-aid.
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad.
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Stationary
Why don't eggs tell each other dad jokes?
They would crack each other up
What does a bee use to brush its hair?
What is A Honeycomb?
What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
ANNA1 ANNA2
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
What should you do if you are cold?
Stand in the corner. It's 90 degress.
Why do only some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out 🍜💪💔
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!