Dad jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an in-vest-igator.
What is dads favorite movie to blast when we have company?
What is top gun
How many iPads does dad have?
What is at least 3
What makes a great gift?
What is Candle stick holders
in what movie does someone say “is the pope-mobile catholic?”
What is cars two
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
there are too many cheetahs
what is dads favorite movie that involves a boat?
What is boys in the boat
How many different color poker chips does dad have in his little orange case?
What is five
What does dad ask you when your “hurt”?
What is “do you want me to call doc McStuffins?”
In Jumaji who says “you never go in the water with a backpack everybody knows that”?
What is moose finbar or fridge
How do you keep a bull from charging?
take away its credit card
What is dads favorite ice related movie?
What is cutting edge
How many marinara sauces does dad have in the pantry?
What is 26
what did dad say when he tasted the gross leftover sauce?
What is ”teriyaki, more like shityaki”
in the Camila Cabello Cinderella , what does the fairy godmother say once he’s made cinderella‘s ball gown?
What is “Yas future queen Yas”
What do you call counterfeit spaghetti?
impasta
What are dads two favorite Christmas movies?
What is the new grinch and Christmas vacation
How many spices does dad have in the cabinet and by the stove?
What is 64
what does dad say when he wants us to walk faster?
What is “double click”
“Are you a hobo” is said by who and from which movie?
What is vanellope von Schweetz from wreck-it-Ralph
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
because he was sitting on the deck
What is dads favorite princess movie?
What is the Camila Cabello or Sofia Carson cinderella
How many wine bottles does dad have in his wine fridge?
What is 112
What does dad say when someone calls him out for farting?
What is “jeez you fart one time and all of the sudden you have a GI problem”
or “good bear”
Which movie is the line “fixed the newel Post” from?
What is Christmas vacation