History
This is the year daddy was born
1975
Who was his Kindergarten/First grade teacher?
Edith Shane
Favourite colour
green
You ask for money
"what for? yes"
This sport often appears in his Yom Kippur classes
Tennis
This is where daddy went to high school
Yula
what kind of sandwich was "thrashed" by his teacher?
PB honey and banana
favourite dinner
spaghetti and meatsauce
You finish telling a long, complicated story.
Stops listening halfway through, when you finish he stares at you blankly, then says "Huh?"
Every year on a specific chag, what Book does he mention will eventually be the only one relevant to learn?
megillat Esther
This was Daddys first job
Bagger at a grocery store at irvine ranch market
What musical instrument lessons was he fired from
Piano
favourite candy
crispy m&ms
He sees someone dressed unusually.
raise an eyebrow and blink + sarcastic comment
he called this revolution a "fantastic" development for society
Homosexuality
This was the title of the book series he wrote as a kid
Invisobunny
Daddy's least favourite dinner growing up (traumatic)
Uncle davids dish (zuchinni onions and tomatoes)
favourite book
Winter's Tale by Mark Helprin
There’s a long line at the airport or grocery store.
tsk, sigh, look around, eyebrow up lips pursed
what holiday does he speak about the שורש ס.פ.ר
Pesach/the omer
Daddy tried to convince everyone that this restaurant in israel had the best ____ ever before he got married
pizza store
he said this after a black guy mentioned they got a fruity drink
"Whats a smoodies"
Favourite therepeutic approach
Existential
If he saw someone he knew in a public place
turn around and pretend he didnt see them
Daddy translates אמונה as:
faithfulness