Daddy Favorites
Daddy Jokes
Daddy Phrases
Daddy Hobbies
Things Daddy Says When Jack And Kit Are Playing Sports
100

No Daddy smoothie is complete without this

Protein powder

100

What you call a raspberry when it's sad

A blueberry

100

Turn the [these]! (when Jack and Kit are swinging a bat)

Hips

100

Bye boys. I am going out for a ___

run

100

When we are standing up straight at bat 

"GET IN POSITION!''

200

An orange food from the most populous country in the world

Chicken tikka masala

200

What you call a fruit that likes to go on the slide

A Ki-wheeeeeeeeee!
200

What daddy says to Kit and Jack BEFORE we are guests at someone's house

"Be puppies!"

200

13.1

half marathon

200

When Jack looks at his golf swing.

"Don't turn your head."

300

A sport from the second most populous country in the world that Daddy likes to play with Jack and Kit

Ping pong

300

What you call a raspberry that gets punched in the eye

A blackberry

300

What daddy says to Kit and Jack AFTER we are guests at someone's house

"You were good for kids, but as adult, you stink."

300
You are not actually fighting a bull in this game but you still say this.

Ole

300

When Kit is walking to first base. 

"Run Faster."

400

Daddy's favorite song to play when he, Kit and Jack want to drive Mommy crazy (canine version)

Who let the dogs out!

400

Goodbye, boiling water. You will be ____

Mist

400

Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder but nobody wants to ____

Lift the weights

400

1 set of 12. 2 sets of 12. 3 sets of 12. 

weight lifting

400

When Kit is looking at the fielders.

"Keep your eye on the ball."

500

Daddy's favorite song to play when he, Kit and Jack want to drive Mommy crazy (forest version)

What Does the Fox Say?

500

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of gloves?

In case he got a hole in one!

500

What Daddy says before he disappears in the house for 30 minutes

I'm going to the bathroom

500

"It is beautiful outside today."

''Nooooooo!''

Nature walk


500

When Jack plays tennis and swings in place.

"Take a step forward."

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