basic facts
when was dad born?
1964 (or 2008 since he is still 18 🤣)
whats dads go to phrase when he forgets someones name?
hey... pal/ bud
What did dad do on New Years while we were in Turks and Caicos... (Hint: he forced a worker/ guitarist to join him)
Jumped in the pool fully clothed twice and danced.
Whose boat did dad flip the jet ski infront of with aubrey?
Jeff Bezos
whats dads go to drink on vacation?
PAINKILLER (x20)
who was dads childhood best friend?
Eddie nusum
What does dad call someones who is a bad driver?
BEAN HEAD
Whats dads GO TO costume at Le Ti?
A banana costume
What did the ring camera expose dad for doing in the backyard?
Falling down the stairs
where was dad hiding when he 'ran away' from home and what time did he claim he was going to be home at?
under his bed- 6pm
what does dad of a fear of
HEIGHTS
what was in dads bag when the security caught him in the aiport and what was his famous response.
Banna... NANA
What was the name of the award dad got in Turks and Caicos? What was the dance move that won it all?
Reggae KING 🤴 THE HEADSTAND
What was dads incident that happened on the side of the road near ROX? (hint: it has to do with an animal)
Trying to move the turtle out of the way but ended up making a HILARIOUS video of him getting scared
whats dad FAVORITE shirt he likes to wear (hint: it might blind you)
His NEON yellow Turks and Caicos shirt (please throw it away 🙏 !)
A chicken
how does dad greet landon (please reenact the way he says it too)?
HI LANDO. HI LANDO. HIIIII LANDO
What did dad do on Vertigo that conquered his fear of heights?
Jumped from Vertigo from the back and then the front
Why/ Where did dad get stuck and the fire trucks had to come and the whole neighborhood watched?
the roof because he didnt want to climb down the latter- reason for being on the roof is unknown.
Whats the name of the song dad always sings when we used to walk around the neighborhood (Hint: everyone got a shout out)
"Hey lahdy lahdy lahdy hey lahdy lahdy low"
where did dad go to college and what Frat was he in?
St. Francis University, TKE
whats the dessert that dad says with a British accent?
banna FOoooSTER
What did dad try to do with the midget at Le Ti?
He tried to get on his mini motorcycle and ride through the club...
With what weapon did dad choose to fight a bee? Where? How was this a fail?
A knife in Hungary. Failed because the bee didnt stop and kept attacking (aka didnt even hit the bee/ it didnt care)
what got dad caught after having a big party when his parents werent home?
confetti pieces in the closet