Cemeteries
What truck is made to take a dead body to a Cemetery?
Hearse !!!!!!
How many alternate side street parking days does our block have?
2
Are you aloud to take revenge?
For EX: ( Someone asked you for a pencil in school and you say no. The Next Day you ask that same person for a pencil and he said know he's taking revenge
No:
What is Gentile?
Someone who is not a Jew:
Who will come to us and say messiah is in 3 days?
Eliyahu Hanavi
Do Jews have to be buried when they die ?
Yes !!!!!!
What day can't you park on the right side of the street?
Friday
Are you aloud to be Jealous?
No
What are Gentiles considered as?
Animals:
What was the 10th test that Avraham had?
Akeidat Yitzchak:
Are kohens Aloud to be in a car under a hanging tree from the cemetery?
No:
Can you get a ticket for double parking during alternate side parking days?
Yes
What Happens if you give someone Tzedaka?
( Say 2 answers to get a point!!!!!! )
( You get a Misvah )
( And get back your money ) you give it you get it
Do gentiles want to be nice?
No:
(But they look nice)
( For Example a Gentile saying "Goodbye" doesn't really mean it:
Is it possible for Jews to go to Hell
(The Unknown Place)
Yes:
What is a cemetery?
The House of the Dead !!!!!!
What time does alternate street parking start and end?
11:30 am to 1 pm
What's the Erased word from the torah?
MOSHE !!!!!!
What's the name of the god that gentiles worship?
YESHU !!!!!!
What does Mashiach mean in English?
Messiah
Who started Death?
Adam & Chava
What time does the street cleaner usually come down our street?
11:32 am
How many letters does the Torah scroll Have?
304,805 letters !!!!!!
Can Gentiles Go to Hell:
(The Unknown place)
Yes:
What King did David Hamelech kill?
King GOLIATH: