Places You Can Find Dad
At 11-1 on Thursdays
Cheveux
Accessory
His murse
When getting dressed for any event
What can I wear
Yellow
Dad's tallis
In a restaurant
When waiters bring food to everyone except one person
Right after Shabbos
Saying kiddish levana
BONUS: Snd texting my kids telling them too
Brand of water
Smart Water
When Dad tastes something and grimaces
Try this it's terrible
Orange/Maroon/Royal Blue
Dad's sweatpants
Shabbos morning at 8:15
When sons in law aren't ready to leave to shul
During Mom's mani/pedi
In the chair next to her
Flavor of ice cream
VanElla
When Dad's eyes are closed in the den
I'm not sleeping
White
Cream cheese
When kids go out to the backyard
When we tell Daddy we already know the gates are closed
30 minutes before annual Chanukah Mystery Maccabee
Buying lottery tickets
iPhone game
Candy Crush
BONUS: "not" buying lives
When you're talking to Dad in his office and he needs his sneakers from the basement
I hate to do this to you
Brown
Cigars
At the shabbos table
When Dad washed first and is waiting for everyone
An hour before Shabbos
Taking a nap
Outfit
Tucked in Ralph Lauren t-shirt and sweatpants
When Dad is sharing his opinion
To tell you the truth
Red
Luigis Italian ices
Serving food on a weekday in the house
When you serve Dad food on plastic
BONUS: Except for his bones plate