Dad's Favorite Food
These two items warrant a special grocery trip, no matter how many grocery items may already been in the house.
What are chips and cookies?
Dad's endearing nickname for Caldwell during the mid-2010s
What is Rat-hole?
This quality purchase from Deseret Industries couldn't get up Horseshoe Bend in the middle of August without the heater on in full blast.
What is the Izuzu Trooper?
The date of Mom and Dad's wedding anniversary
What is August 18, 1989?
The hideous $20 hiking shoe that Dad bought from Costco but ended up not wearing them since they hurt his feet.
What are Filas? (Fubus also acceptable)
Dad's preferred size of any dessert
What is a sliver?
What type of small animal intruded on dinner time during a campout with Dad, Ashley and Michael?
What is "idiot moth"?
Dad's cool car that he had in high school
What is a 1971 Camaro?
The sport that Dad played in high school with teenage Justin Bieber hair
What is water polo?
The name of Dad's former employer was on his go-to crew navy blue neck sweatshirt that resembled swiss cheese in its final days, due to the amount of fraying and holes.
What is Arthur Andersen?
While living in Lima, a city know for its exotic cuisine, what restaurant was most frequented by the Larson family so they could get their high-end burger fix?
What is Bon Beef?
This new variation of Steve was introduced on tropical family vacations and includes, but is not limited to, chill vibes, tropical shirts, shants and velcro sandals
What is tropical Steve?
The mile-high location where Alli was first introduced to Dad's fast and furious driving capabilities in a rental minivan, which include burning rubber as he Uturned across 6 lanes of traffic
Where is Dillon, Colorado?
The famous British rock band whose concert Dad worked at in high school.
Who is The Who?
Also known as the "Lawmower 5000s", these clunky beluga whales were a grass-dyed fashion staple for Steve during the mid 2010s.
What are the New Balance 381s?
This liquid, although essential to human life, is unconsumable unless it has (1) bubbles, (2) non-sugar sweetening and/or (3) special flavor.
What is water?
According to Dad, these are the hobbies and interests of the neighbor behind their house
What is being a pervert and looking into mom and dad's house?
The name and year of Dad's Porsche
2010 Porsche 911 Turbo
The recipient of smoky meaty Traeger leftovers, who also happens to be Dad's best friend.
Who is Enzo? (DOG, stupid idiot dog, also acceptable)
This outdoorsy brand of shoe was championed by Dad long before Gen-Z starting wearing them as the trendy street fashion sometimes known as "gorp core".
What is Merrell?
The proper method of applying butter to toast
What is smashing it on the bread?
The famous quote that was uttered by Dad when he took a fork in the road at Universal Florida that caused the family to park at a parking structure slightly further away from the theme park.
"STEVE, YOU MORON"
The custom license plate that Dad had in high school had this cool trendy nickname.
What is STEVO?
As a street youth, Dad camped out with friends to attend this world wide event and never told his children about it
What are the 1984 Olympics in LA
The classic "girl shoe" sneaker that Dad wore before it was cool, which has been worn by several high profile individuals, including Barack Obama, Victoria Beckham, Bella Hadid, Katie Holmes, Zendaya and Kendall Jenner.
What is the adidas stan smith?