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100

Dad played this sport in college.

What is Ultimate Frisbee?

100

Rebecca won't get out of bed to get ready for our family activity. Dad says this to get her to get out of bed.

What is "rise up?"

100
Dad's first professional job was as this. 
What is an accountant?
100

Recently, Dad started doing this sport more frequently.

What is biking?
100

While watching a movie or show with Dad after 7pm, he is likely to do this multiple times.

What is fall asleep?

200

As a child, Dad mostly rooted for this city's sports teams. 

What is New York City

200

Mom and Dad are going to bed at night. Mom turns to tell Dad that she loves him. He responds by saying this. 

What is "I loved you first?"

200

Dad's best friend from work who he often greets on the phone with "Yo yo yo" or "Hey Man" or "Sup." 

Who is Corey?

200

Before Dad begins to put together any piece of furniture, he always does this. 

What is read the directions?

200

When Dad leaves the room, even with someone else still in there, he usually does this. 

What is turn the lights off?

300

Dad knows all the players names on this miracle baseball team. 

What is the 1969 Mets?

300

John left his dinner plate on the table after dinner. Dad responded by staring at the plate and saying this.

What is let's just wait here and stare at the plate to watch it stand up and walk to the sink, don't touch it, let's watch it?

300

In the future, Alex becomes a principal. Dad's first reaction is to say this. 

What is "when are you going to be the superintendent?" 

300

Dad loves listening to music and going to concerts. This band with two words in the name is one of his favorites. 

What is Pearl Jam?
300
Dad almost was a paid child actor, but he lacked this one skill. 

What is dancing?

400

Maryland is playing Towson in football. Dad turns to Robert and says they should be...

What is "they should be beating this team by 4 touchdowns"

400

Rebecca is laying in bed watching a video. Dad comes in and hugs her and lays on top of her. He calls this...

What is "giving her goodness?"

400

Dad has left the house three times today. He went to this place.

What is Home Depot?

400

Dad is wearing a shirt from before any of us kids were born. When asked why he is still wearing such a holey shirt, dad responds with this phrase. 

What is "this shirt still has more life in it"

400

It's family movie night, Dad recommends this movie. 

What is "The Sting?"

500

If Maryland loses this game, Dad will declare this.

What is "I'm giving up my tickets!"
500

When Dad looks outside and says "come here, look look look" what is he looking at?

What are deer?
500

Dad sees Mr. Comer outside mowing the grass. He turns towards Robert and says this.

What is "You should be on the Professor track"?

500

It is a quiet moment and Dad decides to show off his Arabic skills. He shouts this favorite saying. 

What is "Allah Akbar" 

500

Before Dad goes to bed at night, he makes sure this specific item is full. Answer is the item name and description.

What is his clear, Fannie Mae water bottle with no top?

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