Kitchen Stereo
Grammy was particularly disturbed when Dad brought home the record "Blackout" by The Scorpions - name the reason.
What is the titular character had forks in his eyes
Dad's major at BYU
What is American Studies
This was dad's go to jam while hosting mattress jumping parties on his old stereo system
What is Elevation (will also accept Mole digging in a hole)
Dad's favorite phrase used to subtly point out quirky relationships
What is 'There's A Lid for Every Jar'
The gravest mistake you can make while leaving Dad's car as a kid.
What is leaving the cabin light on?
During times of heartache, Dad would always comfort us by saying that we had time to stare out the window and listen to songs by this artist.
Who is Barry Manilow
During one of the many adventures between Dad, Brad, and Chris, the three of themselves got in an altercation that came to blows with an animal - name the type of animal.
What is a Donkey
While exiting the theater, Dad said he loved this movie
What is it?!?!?! Has there been one?!?!
Dad can put together an impressive string of Spanish only if he finishes the phrase with these two words.
What is Pepsi-Cola
In response to his kids graciously thanking him for something, Dad exited the car during a stop light and said this.
What is "You're Welcome! Your Welcome! Your WELCOME!!!"
Dad's preferred jump-rope song
What is Train's '50 Ways to Say Goodbye'
What is "Spanish Lice"
Dad doesn't seem do dislike a movie starring this actor
Who is Tom Cruise
These words put Dad on the floor crying with laughter remembering Grammys twist on the word fart
What is "Ham, if you're going to flinter please go outside."
The 2009-2012 Acura TL has a nose like
Who is Jimmy Durante?
Dad never fails to ask this question whenever any song starts ever.
What is "Hey [insert first name here], name the person who sings this song!"
During his mission in New England, Dad learned that this is the proper way to drive in Boston, Massachusetts.
What is with one fist on the horn and the other middle finger in the air
While performing a particularly difficult task, Dad forever feels the need to repeat these words
What is "swing low sweet chariot"
According to Dad, this is the most appropriate thing to do with a baby's umbilical cord after it falls off
What is to place it in a box of corn flakes
What is a White VW Rabbit
The difference between Jefferson Starship vs Jefferson Airplane vs Thomas Jefferson, (bonus points if you can give a fourth name)
What is Jefferson Airplane formed in 1965 and remained so until 1972 when they disbanded. They regrouped in 1974 as Jefferson Starship until 1985 when they were renamed Starship due to personnel changes and a lawsuit. After a short hiatus in the early 1990s, the band was revived in 1992 as Starship featuring Mickey Thomas.
Thomas Jefferson did not perform in any of these band iterations.
As a man who loves music, yet rarely performs in front of others, this song was possibly the only solo ever performed in his live in front of a live audience
What is "I Love to Be A Deacon"
As his kids, we made the realization that Dad is truly a renaissance of many skills when we found out he worked in this job (bonus points if you can remember the job that we feared we would see him doing next)
What is Mall Santa
Bonus points for performer at the Renaissance fair
Dad can't help himself from saying these words after seeing you do something stupid
What is "Jeez louise [insert first name here], God gave you a brain so use it!"
As the Dr. Frankenstein of automobiles, Dad never fails to see life left in a car. Dad has owned this many cars in his life
What is 9
VW Rabbit, VW Bug, Acura Vigor, Ford Expedition, Honda Odyssey, Acura TL, Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, Infiniti Q50