Dad Memrobilia
For the Camp David color war, Dad attached these to balloons.
frogs
Usually at meals, Dad turns into a short-order waiter and asks this question.
‘you want eggy'?
At the casino, Dad hits the felt for this classic face-off with the dealer.
Blackjack
Which Mishaan in-law parent did Dad first meet while on lifeguard duty at the Deal Casino pool?
Gigi
Name one of the legendary "Muffins" - Dad’s childhood crew of crumbly troublemakers.
Freddy Harari,
The firm where Dad made Partner.
Battle Fowler
Which number(s) does Dad say when he is exaggerating?
57 or 87
Name this morning ritual Dad does (besides praying to Hashem).
Crossword Puzzle
Midnight snack MVP—this Mishaan sibling routinely fed baby Dad in the wee hours.
Uncle Chuck
Name this Syrian community legend that Dad has close inroads with at Beth Torah.
Uncle Cabby
Sixteen and in the city—this was the NYC dance club where Dad and his friends made the scene.
Zenon
When Harold’s flailing arms swipe your face, Dad exclaims _______!
‘shot to the head!’
Who is Dad's favorite superhero?
Aquaman
Name this daring adventure Dad went on in Australia.
Scuba Diving in the Great Barrier Reef
Dad first met Mom at this event.
Rabbi Riskin's class in West Deal shul
Dad’s softball team with grounds-crew swagger had this turf-tastic name
Sod Busters
Near Passover, Dad drops this faux-biblical one-liner
"Where’s your Moses now??"
What is Dad's least favorite scene from Game of Thrones, so much so that he can't bring himself to watch it.
The heartbreaking scene where this young girl is burned at the stake by her parents while they watch.
Upon arriving at a bar in Acapulco, Dad immediately did this with Freddy Harari and Eddie.
bang-bang shots
Who carried Dad home after he got drunk at a college party in Chicago?
Commissioner of the MBA, Adam Silver
In bugged Soviet hotel rooms, Dad and his colleagues communicated their secret meetings by doing this.
Using an Etch A Sketch
This running bit often ends with the flourish “...from 40!”
Henry Nardeya
Name any five of Dad’s vintage tees/sweatshirts from the vault.
Joseph's Hawaiian Bar Mitzvah Shirt, Amsterdam Bike Town Sweatshirt, Watertown Airport Shirt, Lagoona Beach T-Shirt, SCC Big Shots Basketball League Green Cuttoff T-Shirt
Why did Dad get the nickname “Buffalo Bill?”
Grandma Rose gave it to him because he was an accident baby, conceived in Buffalo on Grandpa Shanty’s business trip.
Name Dad's old friend from this famous late-hour television news program.
Dana Wolfe from Night Line