What is "Cowboy Salad"?
This was used to make Dad's bicycle sound like a motorcycle.
What is a playing card?
Life story from a bench.
What is Forest Gump?
"John Austin was in the _____ Michigan cavalry."
What is "seventh"?
Dad and this notable person appeared in a photo that was nearly a YouTube sensation.
Who is Hillary Clinton?
This was the culinary masterpiece that dad made for mom while she was pregnant.
What is hotdogs boiled with corn?
This was a tree on Dad's childhood school playground.
What is the Goober Tree?
Woman driven against her will.
What is Driving Miss Daisy?
"We're gonna ______ you!"
What is "squish"?
This famous dance involves underwear and pointing.
What is Pink Panther Flakes?
Dad's favorite receptacle to transport his lunch.
What is a flour bag?
This is what Chris Beard is.
What is gross?
Dad bought this 4 times.
What is The Notebook? (DVD, purchased digitally, and rented digitally twice)
"Cow hurt _____."
What is "kitty"?
This is dad's true love.
Who is Kurt?
This is what dad ate for breakfast this morning.
What is oat bran?
This person was not allowed to sing in the Christmas pagaent due to their involvement with the Shermanites.
Who is Nan Mays?
Scottish rebellion anyone? Anyone? ANYONE?
What is Braveheart?
"I'd rather buy _____ than ______."
What is "hay" and "gas"?
This is how many letters are in dad's name.
What is 22?
What is anything given to him?
This was the store Dad would buy cigarettes for his mom from.
What is Gabele's?
Kicking a bird. That's all.
What is Dances with Wolves?
"I read that a man can carry a ______ in his _____."
This person didn't want to hug dad because he was the "scary man".
Who is Cece?