No Bad Ideas
These were one of the original suggestions for the bathroom names in the store.
What are White and Chocolate?
Dad pumped hundreds of dollars into this video game at the local Mac's Milk. He even tried to organize a tournament, but it ended in a fatality.
What is Mortal Kombat?
The blue cheese bacteria originally comes from these caves, near an overpriced French camp.
What is Roquefort?
Mommy was wrongfully accused of doing this, thus failing to video tape a recital.
What is leave the lens cap on?
Daddy almost split his head open when tobogganing with Uncle Robbie and this cousin. The older kids wouldn't let daddy seek medical attention for fear that Nana would put an end to the fun.
Who is, cousin Bradley?
This feature of the property was suggested by William after a bike ride with his father.
What is "a pavillion"?
Considered one of the greatest 1st person games by dad, this demon filled Mars romp featured a bloodied portrait that showed you your damage.
What is Doom?
These salted cheese curds are often judged by this characteristic. A favourite amongst mice?
What is the squeak?
To give themselves the real chimney sweep look, mommy rubbed this on her face before her Mary Poppins routine.
What is burnt cork?
Daddy just about blew his nose off making this home made condiment.
What is horseradish?
This structure, suggested as a viewing tower, was originally used on a train line for what purpose?
What is a water tower for the steam locomotives?
What is Starcraft II?
What is whey?
This actor won a sweet 11 rubles for managing to do 11 pirouettes.
Who is Mikhail Baryshnikov?
Mommy has a soft spot for these flowers, which Daddy picked at the side of the road for her, when they were courting.
What are Phlox? (also accept "purple stuff")
Not an original idea, but people would love to see these animals on the roof.
What is a goat?
Although Nana and Papa thought the 64 was good enough, Uncle Robbie and Daddy talked them up to getting this as the families first computer.
What is a commadore 128
This cheese is the most consumed cheese in the world, presumably also in Italy
What is mozzarella?
Ginger Rogers said that she had to do everything this dancer had to do, but backwards, and in heels. Gaslighting?
Who is Fred Astaire?
Who is uncle Harry?
Technically a cheese, this smooth dairy product is often mistaken as a yogurt.
What is skyr?
In this first version of Warcraft, if you continually clicked on a peon, he would respond with this phrase.
What is, "stop poking me".
The first commercial cheese factory was created in this country. Presumably it was closed on Sundays, and in August.
Where is Switzerland?
Often called "The Lord of the Dance", this Russian defected to Paris in 1961.
Who is Rudolf Nureyev?
Nana's Nana always maintained our family is related to this famous queen. Our letters demanding an inheritance have gone unanswered.