Dad's Cars
The 16th President on four wheels.
What is a Lincoln?
Dadster if he had no guts.
What is a coward?
Artcraft when it's in short supply.
What is Artcraft LIMITED?
Hot and cold at McDonald's.
What is a hot fudge sundae?
Lucy I'm home!
Who is Ricky Ricardo?
It never ends.
What is the Infiniti?
A plate of cookies left unsupervised in front of the dadster.
What is devoured?
Howard spelled backwards?
What is a double S O B?
Dad's special request dessert when gearing up for Yom Kippur.
What are Mom's homemade cookies?
Dadster got his book for Father's Day. A gift that hasn't aged well.
Who is Bill Cosby?
When not properly gassed, this car can double as a bed.
What is a Corvette?
When Dad feels his cleanest.
What is showered?
The year the company was founded.
What is 1955?
Small but famous.
He invented Festivus for the rest of us.
Who is Frank Costanza?
Helpful on a golf course.
What is a Caddy?
Dadsters fandom when a team isn't doing well.
What is soured?
Friends character portrayed by Matthew Perry.
Who is CHANDELIER Bing.
The original nieghborhood ice cream shoppe.
What is Carvel?
Living rent free in Malibu.
Who is Alan Harper?
The big boy.
What is a Lexus?
Dadster when he hasn't eaten.
Who is Zoward?
Billy Joel in the Dallas showroom.
What is "I didn't start the fire"?
So hungry I could eat my hands.
What are dark chocolate Cadbury Fingers?
When he lived, those were the days.
Who is Archie Bunker?