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What is The Simpsons.
Literally everyone from these games, but especially Rue (stumbling into a trap) and Cinna (dragged off by the government after creating an act of rebellion with clothing).
What are the Hunger Games?
Claudius uses these to mean rumor-mongers not a ring-in or time's-up device you press on a game show
What is A Buzzer?
“Lost Children Murder Old Woman by Baking Her Alive”
What is Hansel and Gretel?
Yabba Dabba Doo
What is The Flintstones?
Ellie (a heart attack on a hill)
What is Up?
In home renovation it means hired by the general contractor; in King Lear it means promised in marriage
What is subcontracted?
“Pathological Liar Betrays Father, Becomes Victim of Human Trafficking and is Falsely Presumed Dead”
What is Pinnochio
HONOR
What is Avatar: The Last Airbender?
Wilson (technically, he was never alive but he was Tom Hank's only companion, so... Floating Away)
What is Cast Away?
In Antony and Cleopatra this word doesn't mean an available motel room; it means one's leisure time
What is vacancy?
"14 year old child breaks and enters into a house, and get's sexually assaulted while asleep."
What is Snow White?
Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
What is South Park?
Charlotte (died a natural death. She knew life was a cycle, Wilbur never got it.)
What is Charlotte's Web?
In Cymbeline it means something like free use; nowadays it refers to a sports team or the right to open a fast food outlet
What is a franchise?
"Old Lady Kidnaps Royal Child, Is found 21 years later."
What is Rapunzel?
For the honor of Grayskull!
What is She-Ra and the Princess of Power?
What is Bridge to Terabithia
In modern life this 8-letter word means not having a romantic partner for the evening; in Richard II it means without end
What is Dateless?