"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
Who is Patrick Star?
Dana has worked as this since 2019
What is a Pharmacy Tech?
This self-proclaimed "King of Jellyfishing" who only accepts the best jellyfishers into his club
Who is Kevin?
SpongeBob's colorful burger business that became an overnight sensation
What are Pretty Patties?
Dana has very specific taste because her childhood celebrity crushes were these two stars
Who are Michael Jackson and Johnny Depp?
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Who is Sandy Cheeks?
Dana's first car
What is a 2002 Toyota 4Runner?
Better known for one iconic scream than his name
What is "MY LEG!"?
This amusement park is Bikini Bottom's favorite destination, featuring rides like the Fiery Fist O' Pain
What is Glove World?
Dana enjoys collecting these
What are records/vinyls?
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy"
Who is Plankton?
Where did the "Daryl" nickname come from?
Michael Jackson's BAD video
SpongeBob is good friends with this citizen, but others mistake him to be real
Who is Bubble Buddy?
SpongeBob and Patrick believe this Bikini Bottom pastime is the perfect way to give Squidward "The Best Day Ever"
What is jellyfishing?
If Dana could eat one type of cuisine for the rest of her life, it would be this
What is Middle Eastern?
"50% sea. 50% weed."
Who is Karen?
Dana used to play the guitar and piano because of these two artists
Who are Prince and Stevie Wonder?
SpongeBob exposed this customer by making him stick out his tongue
Who is Bubble Bass?
SpongeBob accidentally did this while showing off to impress everyone at Goo Lagoon
What is "he ripped his pants"?
Dana would most likely choose this destination to travel
What is Italy?
"Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!"
Who is the Flying Dutchman?
Dana's left hand has looked different ever since this happened
What is "She got ENGAGED?"
This resident of Bikini Bottom was voted "Most Likely to Succeed" in high school
Who is Squilliam Fancyson?
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy kept their arch-nemesis Man Ray frozen in this
Tartar Sauce
If Dana had to watch the same movies for the rest of her life, they'd be these two
What are Rush Hour and Shrek?