Don’t try this at home
Almost drilled a hole into me head with this super fast spinning tool
Drill
This girl is super epic and loves Cinderella 3
Emma
Accidentally won this competition I didn’t want to compete in (beating MaiThy in the process)
Valedictorian
Don’t know what I would do as an only child ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cesar
If you’re team Edward, never talk to me again please
Jacob Black
Threw up all over my friends in the school bus on the way back to school after eating this delicious rainbow treat after Six Flags
Skittles
This boy who was my friend then wasn’t, then was, then wasn’t, then was, then wasn’t, but now is :)
JC
Don’t know how I managed to outplay Emma in this award my junior year in soccer
MVP Award
These super strong pair of ___ that get me places… also the only thing that gets consistent exercise in the gym
Legs
This guy can deadass show me the world
Aladdin
Walked straight into a hole and messed up this body part but still finished the current soccer game, joined in another after, and reinjured the same part 3 days later
Ankle
This girl was my best friend in high school till she left me for her boyfriend who she cheated on shortly after
Yessi
Did not let things escalate to this activity when the “boy of my dreams” took me into his bedroom while we were home alone in the middle of the night
Sexy time
This beautiful breakfast plate trumps all others
Pancakes
Not only can he art better than da Vinci himself, but can also dance, gambles occasionally, and will never let you go
Jack Dawson
Went on a first date with a guy who was insisting that we go swimming… why’d he wanna see me naked, idk… apparently he took this quote very seriously
“Take her swimming on the first date”
This girl fed me alcohol every time I went to her house and then she got knocked up
Lluvia
Said no to this addictive activity when I was in 6th grade and now all the kids do it but the cool way with flavors
Smoking
This item which is the best thing McDonald’s has on their menu by 1000000
Chocolate milk
Bad boy to a T: runs super fast, wears a cool ring, sometimes appears in the form of a crow, hottest vampire on the market
Damon Salvatore
Almost broke me foot dropping a __ lb dumbbell onto it while in the gym (they had no ice)
30 lb
Me and this boy shared some really cool times while my brother was sleeping… whoever you’re thinking of… it’s his brother
Jio
Guessed that there were 1292 of these in a giant jar and won them all including the jar
MnMs
This magnificent food item that comes in a tortilla and any topping you can imagine
Tacos
This guy is not like other dudes: has a sick back tattoo, is super brave but also secretly selfless, intelligent, honest, and kind
Four